It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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