What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I am available for nakedness
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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