sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
two words...techno handjob
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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