I want to walk on stilts...naked
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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