what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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