Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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