Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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