so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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