need another drink. this is the easiest way
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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