did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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