Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm sobbing to NWA
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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