you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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