oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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