Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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