It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
