xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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