Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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