Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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