I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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