You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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