On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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