Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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