God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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