There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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