Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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