i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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