I want to stick my p in your. b.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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