I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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