the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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