Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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