The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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