sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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