Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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