i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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