The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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