I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
there's paper in my vomit.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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