I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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