Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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