How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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