At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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