I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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