He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Randomize