so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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