So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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