She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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