I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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