Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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