it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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