I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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