Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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