Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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