come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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