O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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