Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
