There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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