is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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